Yeah, so, I'm getting ready to go out to dinner, and thought it might be nice to have some people back here for some libations, being the SUPER HOSTESS that I am. After the whole damn ordeal with the kitchen lightbulbs, I thought I was done with the damn apartment. I EVEN started exercising today for Pete's sake - Y'all know what rattling furniture can do to a gal's ego? Especially when her husband is deployed? Demolish it. So here I am, ready to go, thinking that while I enjoy the beautiful hazy twilight, that I'd also like some artificial light. So being the glutton for punishment that I am, I walk over to the light switch. Click. Nothing. Click. Nothing. Click. Click. Nothing and NOTHING! DAMNIT! SHIT! HELL! FUCK!

Fucking women.