If I could think of anything coherent to say after a full weekend and 5 glasses of wine and a call in to work tomorrow? I SOOOO would. Instead, I'll leave you with some pictures of how DH and I partied like it was 1999 from Friday until, say, tomorrow at 5 am when we have to get down to business. And party like it's 2004 or whatever. To err is human, to forgive divine, and I beg of you all forgiveness for my lackadasicalialityismness. RREOWR!

SUSHI! SUSHI! SUSHI! M'mm M'mm GOOD.

Melon and apple scented condoms. The melon looks disturbingly like a 7th grade drawing of a hairy ball. Would you suck on that? More importantly, do you want your private parts to smell like melon? I imagine it would *ahem* have the same effect on both sexes. The giver and the receiver. AND, AND! FUCKING! AND! Have you SEEN a melon with cracks in it like that? I find this highly disturbing, y'all. It's rumored to be melon flavored, but with packaging like that...well, fuck! Who can get past the damn packaging? I certainly can't. And only for a dollar! Maybe I should start an e-bay store.

Need I state the obvious? WOODY. Natural. Holy. Fucking. SHIT. Who thinks of this stuff? /removing mind from gutter/

Sumo wrestler ramen noodles. I don't know when the last time y'all associated large muscular men in thongs with food, but hey! who am I to ask/judge/argue?