Nightly conversation at the H's Household.
TCWH: We really need to have a kid. You need a playmate.
DH: Why? So I have someone else to bug? Am I bugging you?
TCWH: (wondering how to say it politely)...
DH: (gleefully) I'm bugging the shit out of you!
TCWH:('cuz there's nothing like a passive aggressive! Or non-confrontational! You pick!) You need another kid around.
DH: Wanna go do it?
TCWH: ::realizes when she has backed herself into a corner OR has made her proverbial bed and now must lie in it. Proverbially, of course! (PUNNY!) ::
Did he really say "Do It"?
If so that is fucking hilarious. (Oh oh I cursed.. am I cool?)
I can use the word 'asshat'. I hear all the fatasscool bloggers use that word..
Wanna go do it? That's great. I'm going to go ask Gary.
Heh! Sounds like Chad needs a little improvement on his technique! Although "do you wanna do it" is right to the point...
My ex husband used to say, "I think you should come over here and blow me."
He would also say, sometimes, "Hey. I want some sex."
ACK!
Either way, there's a party in Chad's pants, and you are obviously on the VIP list!