Well, I wouldn't read my own page either if it took 10 minutes to load.
Bueller, Bueller?
Internets, why are you eating my page? What have I ever done to you, except expect you to work when I want you to and HOW I want you to, and be quick about it, damnit!

Dh comes today, so I suppose that y'all will be bored with my incessant babbling until THE MAN! gets here. No not that man. My man. Oops. Except I'm not supposed to call him that, he doesn't like it. Okay.

Shutting. Up. Now.

Have a LOVELY morning. I'll be cleaning up cat poop.