Last night, pH and TBA stopped by to see our new furniture. It's HOTT. (Tangent: Sometimes I think Paris says that word like that because she is so used to puking up her food - and what position is your mouth is when you Grolsch? - and having foreign objects in her mouth, ahem, that it is just natural for her to want to make the "O" shape). Excited to show them that we REALLY! DID! LIVE! IN! JAPAN! and have friends, I started showing them pictures from our files on the computer. We're all sitting there, sipping on wine and discussing adult stuff, when this flashes on the screen:

Note: Original image has been edited to preserve your darling retinas, dahlings.
Note 2: Writer's nipples are neither that fuschia nor that misshapen. As far as you know, anway.

Can you say MOTHERFUCKING MORTIFIED?

Nevermind that it was a for a good cause - the BoobieThon last year, and that dh slapped his boobies up on the internet, too - which you should do this year if you have not done it already! - I don't think I've seen pH or TBA laugh so hard. Was it a size issue, I wonder? I cannot repeat enough that I was the PRESIDENT! and FOUNDER! of the Itty Bitty Titty Committy at Loyola University New Orleans. And shit, I just showed my BFF's husband my tits!

::insert dh's laughter here::