Hi Kids! Look how starry eyed and ecstatic we look here! How stupid are we?

After I was SUPER! EXCITED! to tell you raunchy stories and crazy pictures and show you LOOK! I LEAVE THE HOUSE! I TALK! TO ADULTS! I CAN WEAR SHORT SKIRTS!

This was my only customer:

Hint: It's a fake skeleton under a pirate hat.
Woo WEE! That kind of excitement sure can wear a girl out.
I SWEAR that's all that happened.
That I've got pictures of, anyway.