Favorite Headline: Cheney's got a Gun. (Merci, MTV.)
Most Disturbing Church Sign: Defiant Fruits Bring Many Jams. (WTF?)
Confidence Shaker: The woman whose eyelids grew alarmingly heavy whilst I delivered a speech I was asked to make.
Kristin Cavalleri: ::no words::
Valentine's Day: A new and exciting way for students to torture teachers.