We all say stupid shit. Like, "Hey TCWH! Where's your PIC o' the Day?" I tried, I tried. I don't feel like elaborating ( a day at the zoo with 160 kindergarten students will do that to you.) on it, so here's my trademark. Yes boys and girls oh boy oh boy oh boy IT'S! A! LIST!
1.) DH's boss? Doesn't possibly understand how my man could be a MAN if I make more money than him. Oh yeah, and it takes cojones (that's an aspirated j, you asshole) to....................... (insert what the last asshole did to you here. I'm a karma freak. SHE'S SUPER FREAKY! You better hear the MOTHERFUCKING SONG, OH YEAH, because it's all about the music!)
2.) DH's boss? So not funny 7 days before DH leaves to say, "What did you expect? You're going to war!" Although, I really wouldn't expect you to know anything about good taste. After all, you did ask him to "jump on the grenade" so you could get a part from that hottie that runs the place while I was sitting in the shop about 30 seconds after he introduced me to you. Go fuck her yourself.
3.) DH's boss? If you run around favoring somebody and spouting bullshit about how y'all have SO *squeal* much in common? Don't write the kid up just because everyone thinks your head is up his butt, and you need to show your men that you're a real soldier and you DON'T in fact favor him. Write him up on something you DON'T do everyday. The way you run shit? That would be about ummm....NOTHING. Just sayin', you know.
Bah. Watch her rant! Watch her rave! A good friend of mine used to say, "Wind her up! Watch her go!"
Did I mention they raised the price of Champagne! SHEEE IT. Bastards. I've got pictures of some elephants for y'all, and HEY! GUESS WHAT? They're Japanese!
And one of the grandma/chaperones? She says, as she's taking the picture with all the teachers and her babies and in front of the animals and everyone:
"Okay y'all! Say...SEX!"
Promptly after I turned beet red, when she noticed she embarrassed me, she said, "Well, at least I didn't ask you to say 'SHIT!'"
That, y'all was my day. How was yours?
Want to see BAD TV circa 1970? Send me a tape, I'll tape you some AFN commercials. It's LAUGHERIFFIC!
Hee!
If you did send me a tape, there's no telling what I would do with it. OR that you would even want it back!
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