This is Alex's brain:
This is Alex's brain today. Now:
I keep thinking, "What do I do now?" So now I'm asking you all. What DO I DO? I HAVE NO SCHOOL. I HAVE NO CLASS (yes, pun intended.) . So I did what any self-deprecating psycho would do. I signed up for another class. But in between when my book arrives (insert cheap video montage of TCWH not only driving to but also checking post office box daily to bad music. No, no, no, scratch that. The mail will not come, but the music shall be "You can dance if you want to..." Proceed) and now, I have naught to do.
I have compiled a list of proposed "hobbies" for me to take up. No, they are not negotiable. This is what I think I will do.
1. Play Zelda. Lots and lots of Zelda. I like to cheat. And since I am not bound by any academic honesty crap, I'm allowed.
2. Make up snappy comebacks to DH. I suck at off the cuff. I actually said this to him the other night (about what, I forget) "Oh yeah? Do that and I'll knock you into your next wife!" I thought that next week, next month OR next year were just not far enough.
3. I want to speak like I IM. Usually I detail all IM messages, but lately, in chatting with priviliged few, I let my cave girl hang out. Stuff like this: I CHECK OUT. NO. I BE RIGHT BACK. I EAT. But NO ABBREVIATIONS, because I hate those motherfuckers. Just spell the damn thing out already. MAYBE I START NOW.
4. I DRINK CHAMPAGNE BY THE CASE LOAD.
5. I stalk people. For a living. Like, if you want to stalk somebody but don't want to do it yourself? You could pay me. I've got so much time on my hands, now.
6. I could follow people around at the post office and offer to lick their envelopes for them. Usually they lick them before they get to the post office, but maybe they're in a hurry. Some people are allergic to that stuff, you know?
That's it. What do y'all think I should do now? Twiddles thumbs. Waiting...