Damnit, damnit, damnit. I just spent about 45 minutes writing a lengthy entry and then closed the window because I repeat, at the top of my lungs, "I AM A FUCKING IDIOT!" I just expected MT to maybe miraculously save it. No dice, kiddies, no dice.
What did I say? Ummm. Going to Toronto tomorrow, blah, blah, blah. I like it better there, blah, blah, blah. Well, I like to shop there. Same stuff, Canadian dollar!
I said that I felt insulated. That if I allow myself to feel everything about the beheadings and battles going on in Iraq, that I'd probably work myself into a fit. Foamy Mouth Included, no assembly required. I said that I focus on the immediate things. This entry here. Letter by letter, word by word. That work out video. Minute by minute. Grass by the blade. Lawn by the turns of the mower. Meals by the bite. I said that I had damn near disappeared myself into American Oblivion (Chinese Buffet complete with tasteless sushi, anyone?) in my insulated attempts to stay same. But, fear not, I'm good at it. And I'll cry when he gets home. I enjoy myself in spurts. But I also said that I feared this had made me a very dull girl.
I also said that Rick Dees was blasphemous. He was praising the efforts of Twista, a speed rhymer. Have we forgotten Young MC? I think tried to incite a riot by saying that we should Bust a Move, people! Young MC! Young MC! Young MC! And then I acted disgusted because he was psychoanalyzing the artists. Hmm. Maybe he got a degree at University of Phoenix, too. I'll get y'all his autograph if he's at my graduation. And then I made a funny about how exciting it is to have access to American Radio. As opposed to Mexican Radio. And then I wanted really bad for y'all to get it, because I'm not funny often.
Ummm, my temple is throbbing, and usually that's not a good sign, so I'll quit torturing you all. Go do some Yoga or something.
Wish me good Canadian Shopping!
I LURRRVE Canadian shopping! Lucky you! Plus, you can get Coke bottles in French. Maybe even Chinese, in Toronto.
Toronto is such a cosmopolitan city! And this time of year it is absolutely beautiful. Lucky you, I'm really happy for you. It'll be a great way to get out of the house.
And of course, as you mentioned, that wonderful Canadian dollar! It's like a 40% off sale every day!
Tasteless Sushi? At a Chinese buffet? Aw, imagine that! But it does make me think about fish. Maybe I'll go tonight for a bite. I'll have some salmon for you!
Yeah it's too cold there for me. If I wanna save that money I'll just go to the BX.. ha!
And don't knock that Twista guy.. he's got speed tongue. I'm sure he makes the ladies very very happy *cough*
Yeah, you should hear some of his fast stuff, like "From the tip of my Tongue," he's definitely faster than Bone Thugs. =D
Anyway, what was I saying?
Yay! Shopping! Anywhere where the American dollar is stronger than the local currency = more things to be bought! Stupid Euro ruined Europe that way.
Hi. I stumbled on your blog from the military wives net ring thing. lol Your blog is just too freaking funny. Happy Shopping! *PS I agree with "jacinthe", the Euro did ruin Europe! :)
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