rant
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Excuse me, I am unable to give words to my level of frustration right now. I have this fucking paper due to get fucking credits for a fucking job that I won't be fucking eligible for. The paper? Straight forward, enough, I guess, if I weren't so fucking psycho and anal-retentive about everything.
It's a fucking geography book.
They (University of San Diego) do not want a book report.
They want to know what the most appealing ideas expressed by the authors are. If I disagree, implications, etc. Easy enough, right? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I've been spoon fed this bullshit since I was two. How do I disagree with it? How do I write about it? I've spend a total of 10 hours in front of this computer for a three page fucking apaper! I write. I erase. I write. I erase. I scream. I throw the computer out the window. There's no words for me to disagree with! I have to pull something from the fucking preface for fuck's sake so it is an opinon for fucking fuck's fuck! What am I supposed to disagree with? The *ahem* positioning of the words PACIFIC OCEAN on the map? WHAT? Throw me a fucking bone here! You don't want me to tell you what's it about but you want my opinion, which means I'm going to sound like a complete fucking idiot. My name is Alex. I read ______. I think..... FUCK (And if this were an audblog I would be SCREAMING. IN YOUR. EAR. RIGHT. NOW.) !ARGH. You can bet your ass I WILL BE BURNING THE HELL OUT OF THIS FUCKING BOOK WHEN I AM DONE.
/end rant
Sorry.
I'm so glad I didn't go to college. Sure, when I wasn't working for my boyfriend I had to start at entry level at the job i loved, but I moved up rather quickly. You couldn't pay me to go to school again. Good luck.
Say you don't believe in continental shifting, say it's your religious beliefs that God put everything where it is...
Mess with their minds. =D
I'm with Gary, lol. Does the book mention anything about the craters from ateroids or something? Either that or the tatonic plate/shifting would be the easiest thing to disagree with (though I'd be throwing a shit fit now like you).
Best of luck!
I would imagine one of the easiest ways to NOT agree with the science of geography is to base your 'opinions' on Christian religious mythology.
That should give you all kinds of things to discuss! Formation of continents, migration of plates, levels of the oceans, distribution of resident flora and fauna...
Just say that none of it is true because God made the world, and divine miracles have nothing to do with science.
There! You're done! ;-)
Say.... that while the ideas are fine, etcetc, it's the layout of the book you can't stand. Then pick apart the layout and describe how it interferes with proper absorption of the material.
(That's right. I just avoid the question and create my own. Maybe that's not hte way to go.)
Just say the world is flat and be done with it. The people who make you write these papers are dumb.
http://www.flat-earth.org/
don't try too hard. if you try to force writing, you'll never get anywhere.
think about the topic yyou need to write, and then go off and do something else for a few hours. inspiration should usually hit pretty quick after that.