Momma and I are going to a Hawaiian Party tonight (You can SO BET your ass that I'm going to waltz in here and pretend like I've been bloggin' all along, because I'm tired of making excuses and I am sure as shit that you are sick of hearing 'em) over to the neighbors. I got a raffia skirt and some coconuts. It's pretty cold out and no chance of Chad, so I'll be wearing some leggings and t-shirt under that shit. I thought I could be a smart ass, wear a red shirt, and go as a sunburned Japanese tourist. When I used to work at the Pacific Islands Club, they would come in droves, lay out for hours sans sunscreen, and scorch themselves. It looked damn painful, y'all. Then, momma said momma said I can carry my camera around my neck and have a damn good time. I'm looking forward to some Jello Shots.
This is why I love my Momma. As we're watching MTV, which she is so tolerating because I have to watch my installment, knowing that she would rather watch CNN because she's REALLY educated, not a poser like me:
Momma: Pimp my RIDE?! What the hell is PIMP my ride?
TCWH: Three words I never thought I would hear come out of your mouth in that succession. It's a new show. Xzibit comes and takes your rez runner and puts a whole bunch of cool, new, shit in it. Lots of shiny and lots of electronical.
Momma (looking at me in wonder and disbelief): Really? They can come pimp my ride anytime!
TCWH (choking on my caviar - pretentious little shit, ain't I?): BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I'll take pictures in costume later.
Promise.
When I post 'em will be another story.
That conversation cracked me up. It's like the MTV commercial where the guy falls over during dinner and fakes a heart attack and then says "I punked you.. I punked you all"....
MTV.. NOT SUITABLE FOR ADULTS!
ps.. the girl who got pimped and got free MAC cosmetics needs to be jacked up and we can take that shit...
I thought the really cool episode was when X went out and bought a new Scion since the other guy's car was a total loss. That's just cool in my book.
Personally, I enjoy watching The Newlyweds. Jessica may be dumb, but I can respect any woman who wears a bikini and acrylic FMP's to go check on someone's baby.