Yeah, I know I'm a shitty summer blogger. Thankfully, some of you very proficient writers have kept up the entertainment for my five faithful readers. Maybe six. I'm headed back to Japan tomorrow, y'all. Summer is coming to an end! AHHHH! At any rate, I just got a phone call from American stating that while the 8 am flight to Chicago was cancelled due to weather, they have rebooked me on the 6:30 am flight so that I can make my connection to Tokyo. Why cannot I not wrap my little brain around this concept? Will there be inclement weather here, but not there? At 8, but not 1/2 past 6? All these delirious questions mean my ass should be in bed, which is where I intend to put it, so I'll see y'all on the other side. Wish me luck, short layovers, good movies and meals and a quick bus ride home. That can ruin the whole damn thing. Oh, and strong wind, of the non flatulent variety.