Rainbow Trite | TCWH | Take It Easy

That was Halloween, in '89 - I was dressed in pyjamas, and Damon Williams, to my left, your left? my right your left? damn medicine! well, I guess he was just a bad ass. At least I thought he was. Speaking of Halloween, TCWH, so what are your plans for this weekend? you ask casually. Well, I say, flipping my glamorous hair (not really, because I have been inside and couch/bed ridden for the last week, but a girl can dream, can she not?) , much as I would love to stay and hobble to and from the door with my distended belly to dole out candy to the eager Trick-or Treaters, I'm going to stay downtown at the New Sanno and hobble around Tokyo. Oh yeah. And on Saturday night I'm going to Percocet my rear end to high heaven and go to the Eagles concert. Because I am just that kind of stubborn and the doctor said I could, anyway. Well, the nurse did, and I'm taking that and running with it. When I think about it, it won't be unlike other concerts I've attended. Let's do the list:

1.) Dave Matthews (drunk)
2.) Dave Matthews (stoned)
3.) Depeche Mode (drunk) Shut up! I went. Case closed.
4.) Pearl Jam (drunk)
5.) Juan Luis Guerra (drunk)

Hmmm...do I see a pattern here? As you can see, and as I have so aptly demonstrated, I will be in my element at The EAGLES CONCERT (Gee, TCWH, do you think you could squeeze that in one more time? Indeed! Happy to oblige! THE! EAGLES! CONCERT!) . Disclaimer: As an educator, and the wife of a military man, I no longer indulge in the illegal drugs. You know, just in case somebody reads this.

Gimme a break. It has to be better than what happened last year. Italian Starlet convinced me to dress up like an 80's girl with her, so I crimped and leg warmered (with high heels) and neoned and partied it up like it was 1989. Didn't matter, anyway. Everyone thought we were hookers. And if you think I'm putting up pictures of that, you are out of your damn minds! So here's what I'm hoping for your Halloween.

1.) I hope nobody thinks you're a hooker, unless of course, that is what you are aiming for, and
2.) I hope you hear some good tunes. But it won't be THE EAGLES, because they will be playing for me and my belly. You KNOW I can do an excellent Fat Bastard impersonation right now. "GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

Hey Alex,

Maybe one day we will go to a Pink Floyd concert stoned! Ha ha. Well, take it easy at the concert! and hope you feel much much better!

Daniel

comment by Daniel M at 10:58 AM on 10.29.04 [ link ]

Oh my gosh, I hope you have a great halloween. Our anniversary #1, for Handfasting, is Sunday. So we might do the trick or treating thing, S. is going to volunteer for something at the base here, and it'll be interesting.

Have a total blast at the Eagles concert, though! Oh my gosh, I wish I were able to see them. You're going to have to tell me EVERYTHING!

Much love, hang in there, glad to see you're feeling a little better!

comment by Rose at 12:49 PM on 10.29.04 [ link ]

I hate Halloween. While I love dressing up, I hate costumes, mainly 'cause I have no imagination when it comes to that kind of stuff. But your plans sound great!

Hope you're feeling better! Percocet's a great great thing to have.

comment by jacinthe at 10:03 PM on 10.29.04 [ link ]

well, supposed to be working, again, and instead i blog explosioned my way to your site again. you're getting all the good traphic.

when i was pregnant i kept thinking of that part in alien movies... you know the part i'm talking about. where the bloody alien comes rocketing out of your now lifeless body. yeah. think about that whenever the kid makes you belly all lopsided. he's trying to get out!

comment by jack at 08:53 AM on 10.30.04 [ link ]

Glad to see you're thinking about concerts and Halloween. Hope that means you're feeling much better!

And thanks for sharing your story with us. (I know, this is the wrong post to leave this comment on.)

comment by seadragon at 09:25 AM on 10.30.04 [ link ]