BASTARDS! I spent two hours writing an entry about experiences at the Eagles Concert, and it has disappeared! It was long! And colorful! And lovely! Disappeared. Into thin air. I will leave you with some pics and detail tomorrow. Deal? Here's a snippet of what I think I wrote. Emphasize on the THINK. I have been a bit delusional lately. Maybe it's the excess in dairy products.
See how happy I am to see you? This is my OOH I JUST TOOK A PERCOCET AND FEEL NO PAIN look.
Even my belly is happy to see you. And my toast. He has been of large goodness to me in my healing because he applies equal pressure. And, because I am so damn accomodating, I have circled the stitches for you. There's another spot, too, but I'll leave it out. I think that would be too much information. Considering I have had almost the entire base play amongst my girly parts, I no longer feel the modesty. What the hell is that, anyway? And the belly, it's a little peanut like. I can't figure out if it is because I have been eating too much, or because of the swelling. When's that supposed to go down, anyway? As I mentioned before, we went to the concert. But not to worry, I spent plenty of time in the horizontal (and therefore non-swelling) position. See?
A girl needs her rest, after all.
These gentlemen? Were wonderful. A1 FUCKING FANTASTIC, if I do say so myself. I promise I'll tell you more about it tomorrow. I'm pretty ticked that MT ATE my post. Maybe it was hungry. Tomorrow, PROMISE. I. NEED. SLEEP. And after looking at myself in the mirror just now, even though it is Halloween, I am convinced the sleeping is for 100% beauty reasons.