November 29, 2004
I'm Going to Hell: Reason 14893

I just can't seem to get away from all things perverse. As I was in a 1st Grade classroom today, a friend of mine was reading the classic "Over in the Meadow". I stepped in, quietly, and witnessed as she asked the kids to close their eyes and imagine what she was reading without looking at the pictures. A valuable skill that every child should develop. In the meadow, there are 10 beavers. As she finished off the verse, she asked the kids to raise their hands and tell us what they saw. One little girl, excited to be sharing her observations raised her hand and waited to be called on. When she was acknowledged, she shouted out, "I see beaver!"

Straight to hell. One way ticket.


Alex | 10:55 AM |

Comments

lmao! i guess i'll see you there.

comment by Theo at 11:16 AM on 11.29.04 [ link ]

I can see a porno-spoof of Sixth Sense already in the works... "I see beaver!"

comment by Rob at 11:24 AM on 11.29.04 [ link ]

You won't be alone ;)

My best friend always tells me she will meet hold the gate or vice versa.

comment by chrissie at 02:09 PM on 11.29.04 [ link ]

Man, I hear ya. Kids say the funniest things, and it's really hard not to bust out laughing- then they wonder what was so funny, and you can't explain, so...yeah, I'm going to hell too.

comment by Claire at 02:20 PM on 11.29.04 [ link ]

Do they have a movie on this flight? Vegetarian meal, perhaps?

If we're on the Express to Hell, we might as well be comfortable on the way.

comment by Rose at 10:39 PM on 11.29.04 [ link ]

I've always been convinced that I have a chute to hell labelled with my name.

comment by jacinthe at 10:41 PM on 11.29.04 [ link ]

That was a classic! I think I use it a work...nope...can't... Germans don't call it "Beaver". Still, great story!

comment by Duncan at 12:51 AM on 11.30.04 [ link ]

i don't get it.

ok seriously... at least she didn't say that she saw hairy and furry beavers.

hairy and furry beavers that devour wood.

yeah, if she said all that, i might bust a nut laughing.

comment by mikey at 03:51 AM on 11.30.04 [ link ]

At least someone out there has seen some beaver lately. *sigh*

comment by Howard at 06:23 AM on 11.30.04 [ link ]
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