Whilst dh and I were out doing the shopping for THE PACKAGE, we stumbled upon quite a find. Remember the boobie chocolates? We found the motherload. The fertility festival must be upon us, folks, because our very own grocery store is selling porno chocolate by the bagloads. SEE!
Now, don't bother rubbing your eyes, because I got in REAL GOOD AND CLOSE and took some close ups for you. I'd like you to notice the detail of this handiwork (Pun and Pervert Alert! Pun and Pervert Alert!) . I mean, look at the penis chocolate. There's the vein! How thoughtful! Strap in, err...on!
Can I offer anyone a handjob? I mean, the penis and boob chocolate ALONE are funny enough, but the handjob chocolate? And who said that we Americans are sexually stifled! I shall wrap these up on a plate and serve them to all my friends! Plentifully and Proudfully!
Not a people to offend, the gracious Japanese have also provided us with the female equivalent of the handjob. Would it be completely wrong if I yelled, "TUNE IN TOKYO! TUNE IN TOKYO!" Probably. Moving right along. I never said I was politically or sexually correct.
The whole menage a sept, for your viewing pleasure. My favorite is the pinky looking thing in the right hand corner. The wrapper, which has since been discarded, admonishes eaters to "STOP THE AIDS!" I must admit that upon feeling that its contents were pink and gummy, I was hopeful that it was a candy vagina. Alas, it was only a diaghram or condom.
I couldn't justify buying not one but two of these 5 and a quarter bags of candy without demonstrating how I would use them to illustrate my "birds and the bees" talk to the eighth grade health class next year.
With love and kisses from our house to yours. TCW and D H.