January 13, 2005
Mountain Out of a Molehill
WARNING: This post contains one offensive word. If you are offended by the potty mouth, just click on by....Happy Thursday! And don't say I didn't do my good deed for the day! What can I say? I knocked a kid over when I was running to the cafeteria to get a lunch before they ran out. He's little. He bounced.
Proudly as I may wear my itty bitty titty commitee PRESIDENT badge, some days I wish I had huge dolly partons protruding from my less than ample. All you guys that said "No more than a champagne glass?" (Yeah, I'm talking to YOU) I'm calling you on that shit. Maybe, if I had the "my cups floweth over", people would stop looking at the (GASP!) blemish mucking up my visage.
People are hypnotized by it. Lost in mid-sentence, trailing off, just staring at it. "Did you finish the...did you finish the...the um, the um...nevermind" before they scurry off, whispering behind shielded mouths. If I had a huge rack, at least I could be indignant and say, "MY FACE IS UP HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" while I swung my boobies around proudly.
*sigh* I must, I must, I must increase my bust.
Alex | 06:44 PM |
I hear yah!
My mother, the one who gave me that damn teeny tiny gene told me once, "Look on the brightside: at least they'll never be saggy!"
:) Silver lining dear.
YOu don't want the big ones either. Especially with a mother with little ones. Ever since I was twelve my mother tells everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) that I have bigger breasts than she does. Like it's not noticeable.
Excuse me, miss. You don't know me, but as a man I have a strong opinion I'd like to share. Don't do it. I love small breats. Give me a nipple and a bit more. There are lots of men like me. I married a small breasted woman who got implants that became hard as rocks. She had them removed. And they got bigger on their own. But they still don't sag. There are benefits to being small. Do you REALLY want big fake boobs when you know that you'll attract big fake people?
DON'T DO IT!! As a guy that has at times been left speechless at the sight of a huge rack - let me tell you it is more of a carnival type shock than real interest. I LOVE small ones and would toss a pair of big mama-jamas aside in a heartbeat to trade UP for a set of perky perfection!
You look great! Quit that.
As one who is on the well-endowed side, do you know how OFTEN I would kill to be able to wear a top without requiring support underneath? Especially when it comes to swimsuits. Additionally, I swear everything I wear looks just a touch sluttier than intended, because of said chest.
Ah, but the grass is always greener, right?
At least you have a proven method to make yours bigger...or smaller...or whatever you want to do with them. I have nothing...and by that I mean "methods to make it bigger" and not like it's little or anything. Cause it isn't. I swear.
Hi there, thanks for participating in my blog!
Hey I've got small boobs too. Thank GOD for push up bras.
I'm also part of the big-boobed population, but it helps to keep the eyes off my big ass that's in proportion with them. So, I guess the grass is always greener on the other side...
Ummm...... I dont think you get to be president if I dont get to be president. But think of it this way.......... in the words of my oh so wise dh, "More than a handful is just such a tragic waste, baby"
:)
I never liked Dolly's boobies.
you know, i think we need to see a picture of your allegedly small boobs, and then and only then will we all be qualified to pontificate about your breasts.
(in other words, let's see the rack!)
I got gipped, my mom had mugunga huge ones, and so did my gran and all my aunts. Me? What did I get? They friggin disapear when I lie down. Now tell me, is that fair?
Seriously. I have to agree with everyone else that replied to this. I have really small boobies, and look at me! I look good!
Seriously though, I heard that if you rub them a lot, that they get bigger... At least, thats what I tell my girlfriend... Its a slow process, but we keep trying!
Be happy.
I wish I had smaller ones.
Mine are not huge, but they still bother me.
Mine ARE huge, and I hate hate hate them! I can't wear button-up shirts without safety pinning between all the buttons, and I get a lot of "boob checks" from guys when I first meet them. I soooo wish I could wear strapless, or backless, or just BRA-less anything!
all i have to say is that i am a straight guy. i have no problem with a womans body. i wouldn't mind having a girl with b-cups but i sure as hell don't have a problem with dd or ff for that matter. big boobs DO NOT SAG that's only when some girls wear iltra tight bras to have the boob meat spilling out which eventually stretches the skin and enables them to droop at a very young age like 28-30. sometimes they sag naturally but that's when they're 40+.
i think you guys that say you like
small ones don't know what you're talking about or simply in denial or follow under other people thinking that it makes you smart.
just because i look down at a girl's bazookas doesn't mean that sex is all i think about. whats wrong with someone looking at you or even complimenting your looks would you prefer a guy to say you're ugly or something? you people watch too much tv.
and becky you're blessed to have such a womanly figure. your butt is a good thing. i'd love to slap that fluffy cake of yours.