OR, Things That Will Not Get You Laid in This House.
Can you hear the finality of that statement? I kind of wish I could make my voice all big and shaky, like God in those movies.
Dh: Honey, that was funny that post that you wrote about your scars. And true, too. I don't even blink an eye. (Aside: If you don't know the post, scroll down. It's below the no sex one. So helpful and So Clean!)
TCWH: Awww, honey, thanks. Did you really think it was funny? I didn't know if I should put that out there.
Dh: No, no, it was totally funny. And you know what's even funnier?
TCWH: What?
Dh (laughing gleefully): You totally look like a dog when you do it, too. You know, with your face all scrunched up? It's hilarious!
TCWH:....