"Get the lip retractors out" he chimes, gleefully rubbing his hands together, readying himself to play How Many Things Can We Shove in Her Mouth?
"Unnnghh Unnngh!" I gargle, panicking.
Have y'all seen these atrocities? It's like a damn speculum. For your mouth. Invasive? Yes, please.
LOL, a speculum for the mouth? Yeah, I can understand your fear of the dentist. My fear is slightly more cosmetic in nature. My dentist has pretty young dental assistants and I’m really vain about laying on my back with my lips pinned back over my nose and chin, whilst exposing my gums and crooked teeth. I don’t think that any person looks particularly attractive in this situation.
well, maybe if you didn't have a dentist that's so obviously into hardcore bondage, maybe you'd enjoy going there more often...
I zone out at the dentist, but it doesn't bother me in the least. I wish I had an iPod though, the noises are irritating sometimes.
If that is what a speculum looks like when it's down there, I'm never going to the doctor again. For that matter, forget the dentist too.
I figure I'm paying dearly for the "pleasure" of spending time in my dentist's chair so I zone out and think of nice things, very, very nice things. :)
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