This just in. Today, in Japan - it is snowing. School has been cancelled for the first four hours, so promptly deliver your child into our unwilling clutches at 11:30 sharp. No earlier, and no later, THANK YOU!
Who has HALF of a snow day? Who wants Trident? I do, I DO! Grumble, grumble. Oh don't get me wrong, I am not complaining, but I most certainly do not look forward to going out in the snow. It is COLD. I want to look like this:
If in location, only. I DO NOT WANT TO look like this:
I'm told that some people thrive in this situation. Not I, not I. Put me on a beach ANYWHERE. Even my sweatiest day in Florida - when I was worried about asphyxiating in my car because the aircon was broken and, it was THAT! HOT! - is more appealing than today.
Damn Monkeys . Who the hell let them do the forecast? Look at the boy. Taunting Me. "Ooh, ooh, ooh! You have Schoo, OOO, OOOL! Look at me all warm in my down jacket you'll be coo, ooo, ool, as in FREEZING YOUR ASS OFF!" And his mate. She just sits there, warm and complacent. Bitch.