See that, right there? Yup, umm hmmm. (I would so love it if I could sound like that crazy bastard that married THE JOLIE, when he was in "Sling Blade") That's Saipan. I'll take "Where are TCWH and Dh going for Spring Break?" for 1000, Alex.
THHHAAAAAAAT'S RIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTT! Dh and I got our sorry butts to Night Flight, our friendly neighborhood travel agents, and got some tickets. To Saipan. Because I am so excited - which renders me completely incapable of producing a coherent thought, let's LISTY.
1.) Dh and I will sit on 8 separate beaches. No more, no less.
2.) Dh and I will run on the beach every morning. EVERY MORNING. No more, no less.
3.) I will attend brunch at the Hyatt and the Nikko on 2 consecutive Sundays, no more, no less.
4.) Dh and I will go shopping at Joeten so I can introduce him to Empanadas, the sinfully delicious hip widening Chamorro delicacy.
5.) Dh and I will lift no more than 3 fingers during the entire trip, no more, no less.
6.) Dh and I will sit on said beaches for no less than 3 hours each day, maybe more, no less.
7.) Dh and I will not subsist solely on, but will definitely eat our fair share of koko.
8.) BLANK FOR EXPANSION.
I can't think of anything else because I am TOO DAMN EXCITED. And Dh just got home. YIPPEEEE!
Mindless acts, mindless acts. The time will go by with mindless acts. So! DAMN! EXCITED!