I just don't get some people. Explain this to me, if you're out there, will you? I took the kids on a field trip today. One of the parents - a dad - looks me up and down, laughs and says, "You're a full time teacher?" "Yes," I affirm "Yes, I am." Why else would I be walking alongside the kids holding their little leashes to freedom in my iron grip? What do I look like? A full time stripper? Hash slinger? He laughs a little, and says, "Goooood, thaaaaat's gooood." and stretches it all out so that it rolls over his tongue and the other boys/men standing there with him look at him and laugh. Like a conspiracy.
Later, as I walk into dispatch, two A1C's are standing there and say "Is that the one?" "Yep, that's her!" like I can't even fucking hear them. I turn around, look at both of them. "HEEEEEEEY, teacher. How YOU doin'?" in classic Joey style. I'd like to tell them both to "blow it out their asses" as my AP says, but somehow, I just don't think that would fly in front of the kids and their parents.
I'm at work. I don't enjoy being ogled like a fucking monkey in a cage. Go to the zoo if you want to make faces at another living creature. If I were out there with tits all a hangin' and ass all a shakin' fine - I'd say that I solicited that kind of testosterone reaction. Let me repeat it again: I WAS AT WORK! What the hell am I supposed to say to the kids when they say, "Why did that guy say that to you?" - and if you think they don't notice that shit, Well, well, my friend, they know all about SEXUAL INNUENDOES and OVERTONES. Mighty knowledgeable, my 2nd graders.
I just get angry thinking about it because I was embarrassed. And it makes me feel cheap. I only like to feel that way on the weekends, when I'm doing my Britney Spears karaoke impersonation. No, not really. Standing in a bar is one thing. Standing on a field trip with 40 + second graders?
Did I mention that I think I have 'roid rage? I'm not taking steroids, but I have been taking some supplements, and I've noticed that I feel super aggressive and angry. Like I want to kick your ass right now angry. Hmmm.
me? i think that there's nothing wrong with checking out women...
but.
damn, fellas. look, but don't stare. or ogle. appreciate the beauty - don't make her want to get a restraining order. that's just messed up.
now you've got me thinking. OK, with these guys, it was a clear-cut case of them taking it too far. but me? yeah, i like to look at pretty women. but is there a point where, say, for example, you know i'm totally checking you out, but it doesn't bother you?
Yeah, those guys took it a little too far, but you are attractive and you can't help it if you were born that way.
Oh, the curse of being beautiful.
Oh, how I wish I had that problem, except replace the word beautiful with handsome. :-)
If you don't want guys ogling at you, I suggest you wear a baggy muumuu. If there's one thing that would make me not notice a woman, it would be a muuuu.
They're men! That's the problem. They are 12 years old in their brains, but their bodies mature. There's not much that you can do. It is a little vulgar to do it in front of the kids, which esssentially makes you defenseless. That's probably why they did it when you had the kids. They wouldn't have the "guts" if you could rip them a new one without kids around. I'll tell you this much...I've always been glad to be a guy. I wouldn't have the patients for the dumbasses out there.
If the kids ask why those guys are acting that way, I would recommend the following:
Those men have tiny, tiny penises and the only way they get women to look at them is by acting like total fucking morons.
Sorry, A, but we can be dickheads...and not the good kind, either.
I am taking supplements that are making me a little nastier too and thats a really bad thing ;)
However, my ASS is looking smaller so I can't, nor will I give them up :)
Ah, yes, when I said that I was going to enter the realm of education with the end goal of perhaps being a professor - the guy I was seeing at the time actually said to me, "Oh, you're so going to be a TILF and no guys in your classes are going to ever get anything done." Yes, TIlF as in MILF but teacher instead of mother.
It was like, here I am, thinking about educating the future generations and all this guy was thinking about was how to lay the professor. Sigh.
Whatever. If you don't like it, tie the kids to a fire hydrant and kick some ass.
Men only ever think about the following things:
1) Beer
2) Football
3) Pie
4) Sex
I used to include a fifth item on that list, but I forgot what it was, so it obviously doesn't count.
Some guys have these stupid brain cells that make them think that if they act like utter and complete morons that you will actually want them.
Oh sure, ogling me sure does it for me. NOT!!
I once had a guy do that to me and I turned to my friend and stuck my finger down my throat and started gagging in a very loud over exagerated way, he got the hint.
I wouldn't mind so much if only the guys wouldn't bounce their heads to the time of my bosoms as I walk past...ogle incognito!!