I understand how it is when you move. Junk just has a way of cluttering up your home. At the end of a three or a four or a five year tour, you just don't know what to do with it. You find yourself standing in the middle of your mess, impending doom of the movers coming the next day asking yourself, "How the hell did I get all this shit?" so you throw it out. I've done it before - many, many times, and I'm sure I'll do it again - we're moving in June. What I did NOT do, unlike some of the lovely tenants in the building, was throw out an 18 inch (Note: I did not lay eyes, hands, or otherwise on aforementioned sexual supplement - this news came way to us via the boys' father - how THEY knew it was 18 inches, I'll never know. Neither will I speculate) dildo in the communal trash area. Disposing of a sex toy in an area that is visited on a daily basis by your neighbors is a risky underataking in and of itself. Leaving it out so that two adolescent boys can pull it out, marvel at it, and then "swordfight" with it? Dumpster diving is a beautiful thing on base, here.
Don't they have dildo disposal dropoffs? For the more private folk? One man's trash is somebody else's children's treasure.
Ok, so, should we ask what you did do with your 18 incher before moving? Or better to just move right along?
HAH! People are stupid. But that's pretty funny.
Sorry I am not capable of anything wittier. My muscles hurt from having lifted at the gym, and all the blood is going there instead of to my brain.
teehee! That's funny!! I bet they were embarrassed about having the movers pack it up and worried it would show up in the xray scan of their luggage. hahaha
Where are yall moving to??? Nick and I are HOPING we get orders soon. *crossing fingers and toes*
That is tooooooo funny! And, I'm wondering how they took it to the trash can -- just holding it out? What if they'd run into someone?
Oh I remember sanitizing my cupboards before the movers came to pack all my stuff up. All my 'personal' items were safely tucked away in my overnight bag before they arrived. Of course I didn't have to fly anywhere so that was quite safe.
But DAMN, 18" !!!!!
Interesting. I appear to be maybe the only guy who commented on the dildo post. Don't know what it means, but still.
Ok, *snort*, I can't breathe, that is just so damn funny, girl!!!
Just think, you can write a book based on this.
"The Case of the Misplaced Dildo!"
An Irate husband secretly throws out his wife's 18" dildo, because she was achieving, more *ahem* satisfaction from it than from him.
It ends up in the dangerous hands of teenage boys who proceed to wield it wildly at society.
Sorry, I know, that was sick, but I just couldn't help myself.
LMAO
I'm dreading moving apartments at the end of this summer. I think I'll move whatever is under my bed last.
lmfao, omg that is just so gross! I mean really would it kill them to put it in a plastic bag and try to hide it at the least???!