Good Morning Boys and Girls! Today's "P" word of the day is PACKING! As in, I haven't done any of it. Well, I packed my lunch this morning, but that's about it. And, I finally removed my last article of clothing from my suitcase that I used on our last vacation. That's right. To SAIPAN.

The clothes are all strewn
'round the apartment with nary a care,
in the hopes that my imaginary maid
soon will be there.

On Victoria's! On Secret!
On Levi's and Jantzen!
On Ex - press! On Nike!
On Adidas and Oh! Shitzen!

My clothes, my clothes,
they are all over the place!
How quickly! My writing!
Has declined at such
a ridiculous pace!

But what can I say, really? School's over in 15 days, meaning that I am up to my eyeballs in end of the year tests. What the hell is it with schools, anyway? Are they trying to kill the whole year for kids? As if they weren't squirrelly enough all ready.

P is also for PSEUDO PARENTS. We're kid-sitting for my friend. He's a bucket o'fire. He drank 3 capri suns in 30 minutes and told us he was bored while doing kick flips on dh's skateboard, which is approximately the same length as he is tall. We'll be busy.

Brain...is...shutting...dooooowwwwwwn.