Well, far be it from me to rob the surfing masses from some more fodder.
We're all voyeurs, aren't we?
Instead of drunk dialing, I'll indulge in a little drunk typing. You know, just so YOU ALL (two of you) know what you're missing out on when my thumb becomes too large to dial those numbers.
I feel increasingly nervous. dh? Got job hunted today after his resume was on monster for two days. That's a huge confidence builder for me. HA-UGE. Yes, baby, he says - 'cuz he's been in his career field for 14 years and that's supposed to make it better. Although, I don't quite understand how, when THIS state and THAT state are desperate for teachers, and I feel like the hiring procedures should come with vaseline.
Also, Rose Champagne? How do I love thee? I don't know. Watch Bobby Long. Something about Shakespeare. And heights and stuff.
God, I adore my Mother in Law. She doesn't say "Fucking" - She says "Fruitcaking." Except in moments of importance. Then, EVERYBODY knows that a well-time FUCKING means everything. Even though dh thinks it makes me sound uneducated.
I don't usually believe in bad vibes but dh killed a spider (a BIG FUCKING JUMPING HAIRY SPIDER) right under my chair this evening, and I couldn't shake the willies. Cockroaches, I can handle. Or, shall we rephrase? Cock, roaches, I can handle! HEE!
I strongly believe that to censor yourself is to lie to yourself. I was taking it easy (TAKE IT EASY, THE EAGLES) over here because Momma reads up in here, but I like to take a little, what shall we call it? Poetic License? Up in here from time to time. So get your super spy decoders out, because IT.IS.IMPORTANT.
I almost just caught a fly. Glued to the brightness of the screen. Like me.
Holy Shit! It is in my hand. I'm typing one-handed. Is it true that flies shit everywhere they land? I feel like Daniel-San. Where is Mr. Miyagi?
(Pardon that short commercial interruption - I released it. Just like freeing the birds.) That was a rather unpleasant experience. Wriggly and out of control.
All right. Time for this kiddo to hit the hay.