Now, now. I'm not yellin' at y'all. Sit down, sit down. Have a drink.
It's been a long time since I've made list. So let's do that, shall we?

1.) Number of times I left the house this weekend: 0

2.) Number of dollars dh was offered to take off shirt and bartend for the rest of the night topless: 400.

3.) Number of offers he declined, despite my longing to roll around in a bed full of money bills, ala Indecent Proposal: All of them.

4.) Number of Clementines I ate in a poor attempt to eat healthy: 9

5.) Number of hours I spent vainly searching for "friends" on my space and frappr: 10+

6.) Number of different wines sampled this weekend: 2

7.) Number of ideas I got from L.A.M.B. to try out and hopefully kick ass in my classroom next week: Millions - damn that girl must be tired of lifesaving.

8.) Number of times I saw the same exact show on MTV this weekend: 6. No, 7. No, 12. No. Who the hell is their programming director, anyway?

9.) Number of candles dh and I have left in our house, thus fighting the stank: 1

10.) Number of hours I slept last night whilst anxiously awaiting dh's morning arrival: 3

12.) Number of pounds I worked out with yesterday: 40

13.) Number of days until appointment with the (in)fertility doctor: 5

14.) Number of expletives muttered while trying to find a decent math lesson for next week that aligns with NC state standards: 10,000

15.) Number of times that I closed said screen and longingly drooled over pictures of Saipan, Palau and AFAR: 10,000

16.) Number of times that I told dh I loved him this weekend: not enough

17.) Number of days until Christmas Vacation: 18

18.) Number of hours I spent wanting to get a tattoo this weekend, only to be put off by the needles: 3

19.) Number of dollar bills I will require dh to have before I roll around in them: 300.

20.) Number of seconds it will take me to realize that I should be rolling around in benjamins not washingtons: 0

It's ALL about the Benjamins, baby.