On the way to dh's work today.

TCWH (upon contemplating dh's alarming tendency to drop weight like I drop expletives, as in, "Word to your moms- I came to drop bombs." This Vanilla Ice moment has been brought to you by the words "has" and "been" and the number 1991. Anyway, I think it has to do with his tendency to indulge in nicotine and caffeine. Now that you know, proceed.):How come you drink so much coffee?

Dh: Because it tastes good.

TCWH: Really? Because I think it tastes like butt.

Dh (contemplative): Butt cheek? or Butt Hole?

TCWH: Wellll... (thinking) I think butt cheek would just taste like skin, and I think coffee tastes bad, so definitely butt hole.

Aren't y'all glad we're allowed to operate heavy machinery?

Have A FANTASTIC FUCKING FRIDAY.

Verb or adjective is up to you.