Dear SUCKMYDICK@HOTMAIL.COM,
Wow. Your eloquence floors me. I wish that I had the writing skills that you did. And your clever handle? What wit! What charm! How ever did you think of it? PLEASE KEEP leaving me comments, because I anxiously await the time when I can log on and see how you have insulted me anew. Whew! You must have some hard work to do, my friend! Happy Writing!
Dang.
Son.. Of... A... Bitch!
It's jerks like this who gives everybody with a suckmydick@ email address a bad name!
That's it! I'm not using my suckmydick@r80o.com anymore!
From now on, feel free to contact me at chargingmoosepenis@r80o.com
You crack me up! Every morning, I look forward to seeing what you'e managed to cook up for the day's post. Usually, I laugh and say "yep, that's about right!" I think I'm living vicariously (aha! Big word! That will be $5 please.) through you...maybe that's because both my husband and I are deployed to Iraq right now. Which sucks. Anyways, I just wanted to say "well done!" and "keep up the good work!" If you ever need a bird's eye view of things over here, military wife to military wife, let me know!