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Letters to the Neighbor #49857.

Dear Neighbor,

I have to tell you that it is one of my biggest joys to be sitting at home on an otherwise uneventful evening only to be serenaded by the BOOM BOOM BOOM of your enormous bass. I swear, I would be bored to death without all your midnight and early morning comings and goings. What would I possibly do during these nocturnal hours? Who needs sleep? I mean, sacrificing your own ear drums for little 'ole me! *giggle* Is there no end to your chivalry? I ESPECIALLY love when you park in the underpass where the acoustics rival those of the Tokyo Dome at 3:00 in the morning blasting what I can only describe as...well, I am clearly blown away as demonstrated by my speechlessness re: your musical choices, but I was just remarking to dh the other day, "dh," I said, "I didn't ruin enough of my brain cells riding around in the back of Matt's car smoking dope and listening to Tigra and Bunny's 'Cars with the Boom' I surely wish that some brave soul would help me to relive those days again, because I LOVED being a scrawny, breastless, pimply teenager." And along you came! And you in your selflessness, just in case some of us unlucky tower patrons missed your reverberations while you did a drive thru, park in the lot, open your trunk and turn it up for all to enjoy! I mean, how thoughtful of you, waking up all 465 neighbors in one fell swoop! Tres CLEVER! A million thanks!

My nights would be empty without you,

TCWH

P.S. If you could do that while dh and I were ummm "consummating our marriage", so the floor, walls, and bed simultaneously shake a la 6.5 on the Richter Scale and he thinks that I am (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) actually "rockin' his world?" I'd be forever indebted.

Author's Note: No Tigra or Bunny's were harmed in the writing of this post. I heart them.

OMG! I love this and have a few neighbors I would like to send it to. To Kristie who posted earlier about laws on this: Yes, most all cities have a law about this but getting the cops to actually do something about it is another story in itself. I also hate pulling up to a red light and the car next to me having the stereo on so loud I can't hear my own CD playing even with my windows rolled up.

comment by Dariana at 10:54 PM on 11.05.04 [ link ]

Ahhh the good old days of riding around in the back of Matt's car smoking dope and listening to Tigra and Bunny's 'Cars with the Boom' - This "boom-boom" car thing just might qualify as another pet peeve.

comment by Surfcat at 01:42 AM on 11.06.04 [ link ]

You indeed have reminded me of another pet peeve. I might be a little hypocritical on this one. Just a smidge though because I don't have a loud stereo and I might be blaring something with less bass like Weezer.

comment by Brook at 03:56 AM on 11.06.04 [ link ]