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Yup! I am soooo original, that I'm doing my own best of. Scintillating! Shut up or I'll come over and kill your fish.

Best e-mail subject line I've seen all year, from Boss B in reference to (You guess! Fun!) : If you spot a set, they belong to me, thanks.

Best purchase all week:

The black one. RREOWR.

And this tree:

Shiny. Pretty. Green!

Best place I've been all week: HEAVEN. The restaurant.

Best thing I've asked Santa for all week: Champion double dutch skills. Like Fat Albert.

Worst thing I've done all week: Killed another fish. (For those of you that are keeping count, that's not 1, not 2 but 6 fish that I have offed this year. Since MAY. And this time, I killed Cub. The one named after Cub, dh's 2nd son. Oops.) May we observe a moment of silence.

Worst thing I threatened all week under my breath: To cut dh's ex up into little pieces and bake her into one of those godawful casseroles that she used to feed the kids that they said looked and tasted like dog poop.

Most serendipitous find of the week: The William Hung Christmas Album.

Days left that you can sign up to WIN! WIN! WIN! free stuff from Japan from me: A few. I don't know the date.

Hours I plan to spend frolicking naked (idea gleefully stolen from her ) round the house and vegging in front of the computer while on Christmas break: ALL OF THEM.

AVERT YOUR EYES!

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Hey Alex!

Just dropping in to say "hey"...I don't know if I ever told you, but yours was the VERY first blog I EVER read. Your posts oh-so-long-ago about the furniture laughing at you cracked me up. :-)

Anyways, just wanted to let you know that YES, I'm coming home soon! The countdown continues and I'll be home in early February!

Sadly, I'll still be in this shithole sandbox of a country for Christmas, so I'm also posting to drop my name in the hat for a "Japanese" package for Christmas. :-)

See how shameless I am? You like that, eh?

And PS...such a cool idea. I'm thinking next year I do the same thing, but I'll have TEXAS stuff. Like beef jerky, and bluebonnet seeds, and a cowboy hat and all kinds of cool stuff!

comment by Erin at 03:54 PM on 12.19.04 [ link ]

Ooooooh. I am drooling over the camera, even though I just got mine in September.

And that's a lovely Christmas tree.

And really, you don't want to off dh's ex like that. If you truly hate her, you want her to live but undergo a long and arduous torture process, like Tantalus of Greek myths.

comment by jacinthe at 10:37 PM on 12.20.04 [ link ]