May 09, 2005
Puerto Rico is a STEAK?!

There comes a time in one's life when one realizes that one reads too much entertainment news. Behold the following headlines from AOL news collected today, May 9th.

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I'm clicking at work when what does to mine wondrous eyes appear? It might as well have been Santa and his eight tiny reindeer, because mine eyes damn near popped out of mine head. Prince is going to join the army. Because I have no grasp of WORLD events whatsoever, I immediately think "PRINCE! IS! GOING! TO! JOIN! THE! ARMY! He'll be prancing around in buttless BDU's in no time singing 'Diamonds and Pearls' and 'Party Like It's 1999' to the masses! Good for him! Just like Elvis, serving his country. What a morale booster. But they probably won't let him sing while he's on duty...Will they let him in? Wait? Isn't he a little old?"

Imagine how disappointed I was when I clicked on the link and saw that they meant Prince Harry. Not Prince of Raspberry Beret fame. This Emily Latella moment was brought to you by coffee, coffee, and more coffee. Nevermind!



Alex | 04:10 PM |

Comments

Oh my god, that's too funny. Thanks for sharing that, I needed it.

comment by Vivi at 04:18 PM on 05.09.05 [ link ]

i love how gas prices will go up fifty cents with little or no news coverage, but then when it drops one or two cents, they make a big deal out of it. like wha, are we supposed to forget that we were all playing a dollar less per gallon last year?

comment by mikey at 04:54 PM on 05.09.05 [ link ]

ok, totally thought the same thing when I first read that (but then decided it must be some kind of actual royalty)

comment by Genevieve at 12:09 AM on 05.10.05 [ link ]

As someone with the benefit of a British perspective and weeks of coverage already, let me be the first to say: "duh."

Although the other Prince (or artist formerly known as, then known as a symbol, and now presently known as once again) would have been pretty cool.

comment by Brian at 04:50 AM on 05.10.05 [ link ]

but i'm more confused by the title. puerto rico is a steak? you cannot join the doerk club until you splain it to me.

comment by brando at 02:50 PM on 05.11.05 [ link ]

lmao... wow. that would be the laugh of the century if "Prince" joined the army. can you imagine what that would be like? neither can i...

comment by Jenny at 03:05 PM on 05.11.05 [ link ]

So, who shot that pilot?

comment by Rori at 12:13 PM on 05.14.05 [ link ]
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