Okay, okay, okay.
So I got tagged by her and her. Which leads me to believe that either I'm not divulging enough. OR that you people just can't get enough of me. Considering how my real teaching life is going (more later), I and my imagination will choose the latter. Humor me, 'kay?
Clickety click for some 411.
Four jobs I have had in my lifetime:
1. Teacher (ooh, exciting!)
2. Clubmate at Pacific Islands Club in Saipan (my own little corner of hell)
3. Waitress
4. Legal Assistant for 1st Amendment Lawyers (read: office bitch for defenders of internet porn! My innocence! She is tarnished!)
Four movies I could watch over and over:
Holy Shit. I don't have time to watch movies, are you kidding? Uhhh. Lessee...
1. Pleasantville - is that what it's called?
2. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. Billy Madison
Four places I have lived:
1. Hong Kong
2. Montevideo, Uruguay
3. Tokyo, Japan
4. Shenyang, China
Four places I have been on vacay:
1. Bali
2. Kota Kinabalu
3. Hong Kong (God, I can't get enough of that place)
4. Saipan (Yup, I'm a glutton for punishment, I am)
Four TV shows I like to watch:
1. Real World/Road Rules/Gauntlet/Inferno, etc, ad nauseum. I like being reminded on a daily basis why I am ecstatic that they did not have cameras around all the time when I was in college.
2. Lost (BAAAAA. I'm a sheep)
3. How I Met Your Mother.
4. Phil of the Future
Four websites I visit daily:
1. Wikipedia (current events people, current events!)
2. ABC Teach (because I am desperate for some great ideas)
3. Celebrity smack (but just a little taste!)
4. You, if you updated.
Four of my favourite foods:
1. Kimchi
2. Sashimi
3. Soup (any kind of soup.)
4. Beef Jerky (those of you who have been through the chronicles of my battles with meat now this is the only kind I eat. Umm, except for crab.)
Four places I'd rather be right now:
1. Saipan
2. Fiji
3. Key West
4. Anywhere but here!
Four others I'm tagging:
Tsk, tsk - y'all know this is where memes die. I'm a horrible tagger. AND, I never send any chain letters, either. Which might account for two decades of bad luck!
ON TO ANOTHER ONE! Do you know enough yet?
What were you doing ten years ago?
Ten glorious years ago I was 20 years old - boobs in their rightful place, but brain in the wrongful one, getting out of a particularly hurtful relationship. I had just relocated to Florida by way of New Orleans and was living with an Aunt and Uncle whilst developing a taste for White Zinfandel (yes, yes, she of the pink stinks used to indulge. Shoot me.) and Kir Royales. And Sunday Brunches. And having a pool in your backyard. Namely, all the things that I would not be able to afford as an educator.
What were you doing one year ago?
Last year at this time? I was still in Japan, waiting to get the hell out of dodge because 1.) I'm an idiot and get the three year itch NO MATTER WHERE I AM. and 2.) I'm an idiot. Dh was still getting deployed here and there, and I wanted out from Uncle Sam's teat, because frankly, I sucked at being a military spouse and I was tired of being lonely. WAH!mbulance coming.
Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Rice Crackers
2. Kimchi
3. Popcorn (only the skinny kind, though)
4. Clementines
5. My husband (ooh! naughty! Look away, Momma, look away!)
Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
1. Anything found on an awesomely bad karaoke album
2. Happy Birthday
3. The Alphabet
4. Terence Trent D'arby - Wishing Well
5. Phunk Junkeez - Booty Shakin'
Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Pay off all debts and college loans
2. Buy land on a tropical island somewhere and go.live.there. RIGHT.NOW.
3. Travel. Travel. Travel. Start my own travel agency.
4. Buy a boat and get certified as a dive master.
5. Share it with dh. If he's good.
Five bad habits:
1. Overanalyzing interactions. Did you just look at me funny? OMG, did you just roll your eyes? Do you not like me? What? WHAT? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
2. Swearing. I just can't fucking stop. I love to FUCKING SWEAR, MOTHERFUCKERS!
3. Not having the balls to stand up for what I think is right. By the time I do, it's too late.
4. Being too nice. Most of the time.
5. PROCRASTINATING.
Five things you like doing:
1. Scuba Diving
2. Traveling
3. Sailing
4. Being challenged
5. Singing karaoke as offtune as possible. Oh, it can be done baby, it can be done.
Five things you would never wear, buy or get new again:
1. A car baby. What a fucking rip off.
2. Sea Monkeys. I always kill them.
3. Jamz. They were cool back in the day, but...
4. Head to toe of one color. See #4, above
5. High Waisted Pants. I'm short waisted as it is. I don't need pants up to my fucking armpits.
The meme stuff:
Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot.
Random Concoction
Anyone Can Try Anything Twice
I Blogged Myself
Welcome to the Enny-Pen
Rainbow Trite
Then select five people to tag:
Here is where do it yourself comes into play. If you want to, PLAY! And I will adore you for it, if not, well, okay. All complacent, all the time!
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Ah, sweet procrastination. That would explain why I'm desperately wanting people to update their sites already so that I have an excuse not to write my paper.