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Doin' the time to get the dime. Her Momma did NOT raise her to drink cheap champagne.

March 29, 2004

Inventory

Dorothy Parker

Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Four be the things I'd been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

by Alex at 03:21 PM | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)
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on March 29, 2004 06:10 PM Madfish Willie said:

Yay!!1!

Whoever you are???? Ms Wonderful perhaps?

on March 29, 2004 06:40 PM notGeorge said:

The prophetic poetess of the Jazz Age: what sort of blogger would Dotty have made?

on March 29, 2004 09:05 PM Alex said:

Wish that I were 1/2 as wonderful as the rest of the MuNu's who invited me! I fear that Pixy has made me appear smarter than I am by posting a test post in the form of this lovely poem for me!

on March 30, 2004 03:31 AM Simon said:

Yay!!!!

on March 30, 2004 06:47 PM SuRfCaT said:

Don't leave the sock in your eye for too long. It will eventually dry out your tear duct!

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